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  1. x360no-spook420x-mlg:

    orangefrobro:

    iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

    Today, we have shit “artists” like Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, Eminem, etc. Back in my day, we had Beethoven, Schubert, Baldi, etc. I’m over 200 years old.

    Beethoven lyrics:
    Freude, schöner Götterfunken
    Tochter aus Elysium,
    Wir betreten feuertrunken,
    Himmlische, dein Heiligtum!

    Nicki Minaj lyrics:
    you a stupid hoe you a stupid hoe you a stupid hoe

    WHAT WENT WRONG?!?!??!!??

    Mozart lyrics:

    Leck mich im Arsch g’schwindi, g’schwindi!
    Leck im Arsch mich g’schwindi.
    Leck mich, leck mich,
    g’schwindi


    Neutral Milk Hotel lyrics:

    Semen stains the mountaintops, semen stains the mountaintops.

    WHAT WENT RIGHT?

    You call those real lyrics? I’ll show you some true modern day masterpiece lyrics:

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      Would’ve been sexier if the lyrics were about DVDs or better yet, Blu-Ray discs. VHS tapes are way too old and obsolete...
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      What about this modern classic from the lyrical genius Com Truise? VHS Sex VHS Sex VHS Sex VHS Sex VHS Sex VHS Sex VHS...
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